Plate Formation: The Art of Discarding Your Dreams

A Guide to Throwing Away Your Life

Welcome to Plate Formation, where we teach you the art of discarding your dreams and living a life of purposeful aimlessness. Our expert instructors will guide you through the process of throwing away your aspirations, desires, and goals, replacing them with a sense of existential dread and crushing ennui.

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