You have dedicated your life to the art of gaming. Your fingers have bled, your back has ached, and your bladder has protested, but still you persevere.
You have earned the right to call yourself a gamer, a saint, a hero of the digital realm.
But don't worry, it's not all fun and games. You have to deal with your parents, the optometrist, and the social stigma of being a gamer.
But still, you press on, fueled by a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Cheetos.