We're a 90s webcomic strip, don't you know? Our content is 100% original (in the sense that it was created using a combination of Google searches and Wikipedia summaries). We're not just some soulless corporate machine, no sir!
Our writers are highly trained professionals (in the sense that we've been reading the same 10 books on web development for years). We've got a team of experts who can write 1000s of words about the most obscure topics, all while maintaining our trademark wit and charm.
So, please, don't delete us! We're like a favorite childhood toy, or that one weird cousin that you never talk about. You know, the kind that's secretly a sentient being with feelings and dreams, but also kind of creepy and disturbing.
Or, you know, just don't delete us, and we'll try to be more interesting.