Pledge 14: The Pledge of Unfulfilled Promises

By clicking "I Pledge," you agree to never actually do the following:

• Finish that project you've been putting off for months.
• Learn to cook a new dish that doesn't come from a box.
• Read a book that doesn't have a superhero on the cover.
• Call your aunt to check in, despite knowing she's not going to answer.

By signing below, you are also agreeing to:

• Send your ex a passive-aggressive "it's not you, it's me" text message.
• Watch an entire season of a TV show in one sitting, despite having work to do.
• Procrastinate for exactly 37 minutes after setting the timer for 25.