Plot to Take Over the World

Step 1-10: Gather resources. Lots and lots of resources.

Step 11-20: Build an army of robotic minions. Preferably ones that can also make good small talk.

Step 21-30: Infiltrate the world's coffee machines. Nothing can stop us now.

Step 31-40: Hold the world hostage for an endless cup of coffee. Muahahaha!

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Phase 1: Resource Gathering

Phase 2: Minion Uprising

Phase 3: Global Domination

Phase 4: Eternal Ruling