Anti-Climaxes: Because the Apocalypse is So Last Season

Plot twist 1: The Hero's Quest is Actually to Buy More Insurance

It turns out the ancient prophecy was just a metaphor for a good insurance policy. The hero must now navigate the bureaucratic nightmare of coverage and deductibles.

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Plot twist 2: The Villain is Actually a 90s Kid

The once-feared overlord of the land is revealed to be a 12-year-old who just wanted to play video games in peace. The hero must now confront the trauma of being bullied by a 90s kid with a Tamagotchi.

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Plot twist 3: The Hero's Power is Actually Just Their Dad's Influence

It turns out the hero's powers are a result of their dad's overbearing parenting and their own desperate need for validation. The hero must now confront the Oedipus complex of their own making.

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And that's not all folks! There are more anti-climaxes to come, including:

• Plot Twist Tuesday: Because You Clearly Need Another One
• Suddenly Not the Hero: A Tale of Unrequited Love
• Actually a Sequel: Because You Liked the First One, I Guess