Plumbing Jokes

Why did the plumber break up with his girlfriend? Because he was fed up with all the pipe dreams!

We're not arguing, we're just discussing the merits of leaky pipes!

Why did the plumber go to the bank? Because he wanted to unclog his finances!

Come for the jokes, stay for the plumbing humor!

Pipe Dreams

Why did the plumber have pipe dreams? Because he was always romancing leaky pipes!

We're not clogged, we're just unclogging his heart!

Leaky Pipe Romance

Why do leaky pipes go to the movies? Because they're always leaky pipe dates!

We're not dripping with laughter, we're just unclogging our hearts!

Leaky Pipe Date

Why did the leaky pipe bring a ladder on a date? Because it wanted to leaky pipe romance a salad!

Leaky Pipe Romance Salad

Why did the leaky pipe romance salad get kicked out of the restaurant? Because it was always leaking salad romance!

Leaky Pipe Salad Romance

Why did the leaky pipe salad romance go to the doctor? Because it was feeling hospitalized!

Leaky Pipe Romance Hospitalized

Why did the leaky pipe romance get hospitalized? Because it was leaky pipe romance busted!