The Plunger FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions

Plungers are the most underappreciated, overworked heroes of the modern world. They're the ones who unclog the drains, clear the sewers, and put the toilet back to rights. But with great power comes great responsibility... and great questions.

Q: What is the proper way to hold a plunger?

A: Ah, finally! A question about the most important part of plunger usage. Hold the plunger at a 45-degree angle, with the rubber edge facing the clog. This will allow you to apply maximum suction power while minimizing the risk of getting your hands wet.

Q: How do I avoid getting splashed with water when plunging?

A: A trick question, really. Just wear a hazmat suit and a pair of hip waders. No, seriously, it's all about finesse and timing. Plunge quickly, but not too quickly. You want to clear the clog, not become a human plunger-skiing champion.

That's all for now, but remember: plungers are not just for toilets, they're for life!