Welcome to Plunging for Beginners: The Ultimate Guide

Plunging is a delicate art. It's not just throwing yourself into the abyss, it's more like... well, actually it's more like throwing yourself into the abyss, but with a certain je ne sais quoi.

So, you want to be a master of the plummeting arts? Start with the basics.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Falling

First things first, you need to know how to fall. Not just any old fall, mind you. We're talking the gentle art of controlled descent.

Learn the secrets of controlled descent and become the envy of your friends.

Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, try your hand at Controlled Descent: The Art of Fashionable Plummeting.