Pointless Quests

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Find the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich Recipe

Because, let's be real, that's the key to world peace.

Master the Art of Extreme Ironing

Because folding a t-shirt in a hotel room is not just a chore, it's a way of life.

Discover the Hidden Patterns in Pneumatic Tube MapsPointless Quests

Quest Options

Find the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich Recipe

Because, let's be real, that's the key to world peace.

Master the Art of Extreme Ironing

Because folding a t-shirt in a hotel room is not just a chore, it's a way of life.

Discover the Hidden Patterns in Pneumatic Tube Maps

Because who needs GPS when you have a map drawn on a used tissue?

Develop a System for Organizing Your Socks Using only a Pencil and a Piece of String

Because who needs a laundry basket when you can have a system?

Learn to Recite the Entire Script of 'Hamlet' in a Single, Unbroken Breath

Because who needs practice when you can just memorize the whole thing in one go?

Build a Rube Goldberg Machine Using Only a Cardboard Box, a Roll of Duct Tape, and a Pencil

Because who needs physics when you have a cardboard box and some tape?

Create a Time-Traveling Device Using Only a toaster, a toaster oven, and a toaster repair manual

Because who needs a DeLorean when you have a toaster?

Invent a New Sport That's Just a Combination of Extreme Ironing and Extreme Pencil-Toppling

Because who needs a gym membership when you can just top off some pencils?

Write a Novel That's Entirely Composed of Puns and Wordplay

Because who needs a bestseller when you can just be a best-pun-er?

Hold Your Breath for 24 Hours Straight While Watching Paint Dry

Because who needs oxygen when you have patience?

Learn to Talk to Animals Using Only a series of High-Contrast Flashcards

Because who needs language when you have flashcards?

Master the Art of Extreme Knitting Using Only Your Fingers of Steel

Because who needs needles when you have fingernails?