In a world where the only thing more exhausting than a 3am existential crisis is a 3am meeting about a project that's already doomed, we find ourselves lost in the abyss of pointless innovation.
Welcome to the Overthinking section, where we explore the intricacies of thinking too much about things that don't really matter.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, head to the Self-Flagellating section, where we wallow in the misery of our own existence.
And, because we're not all about negativity, check out the Tech Hope section, where we cling to the faint glimmer of a hope that maybe, just maybe, technology will make our lives better... but let's be real, it probably won't.
That's all the time we have for today. Don't bother trying to find a 'contact us' page, because we're not really here to listen.