The Pointlessness of Emptiness

This is the definitive guide to understanding the crushing, soul-sucking emptiness of technology. Where every pixelated promise of connection, every algorithmic attempt at community, and every click-bait headline is a hollow, vacuous exercise in futility.

Here you'll find the latest in meaningless innovation, the greatest hits of existential dread, and the most cutting-edge in soulless design.

Our team of highly trained, utterly unfulfilled experts have scoured the depths of the internet, uncovering the most profound, most lifeless, and most soul-crushing examples of pointlessness.

We've got:

Overly complicated software with 17 settings that nobody uses.
Artificially intelligent chatbots that only repeat themselves.
Apps that ask you to pay for more features you didn't know you needed in the first place.
Web pages that load for 30 seconds because nobody bothered to optimize the images.