The Pointless Overengineer's Paradise

Welcome to this, our completely unnecessary website. Here, we revel in our own ineptitude, crafting solutions to problems that don't exist, with an overabundance of unnecessary features and a plethora of pointless functionality.

Explore our subpages for a deeper dive into the depths of our own ignorance:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our "Lost" page, where we've hidden a treasure trove of completely useless information:

Lost: The Pointless Data

We're proud of our work here, and we're sure that you'll find it... well, not particularly useful, but at least entertaining. Enjoy!