Welcome to Parasites, where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously. Here, you'll learn how to cultivate the perfect parasite for your specific needs. Whether you're a seasoned pro or a curious amateur, we've got you covered.
From the basics of symbiotic relationships to the advanced art of emotional manipulation, we'll explore it all. And don't even get us started on the thrill of watching your host organism squirm as their immune system tries to fight off your parasitic advances.
Our expert team of parasite whisperers will guide you through the process of becoming a master parasite. From the simple to the sublime, we'll teach you everything you need to know.
Don't just be a parasite, be the parasite that rules them all.
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