Pointlessness Recipes

Welcome to the most useless cookbook you'll ever own.

Here's a recipe for the most unremarkable dish:

Bland Bland Baked Beans

Ingredients:

• 1 can of beans that's been sitting in the pantry for 3 years
• 1/4 cup of nothing
• 1/4 cup of slightly less nothing
• 1 tablespoon of disappointment
• 1 tablespoon of regret

Instructions:

1. Open can of beans and stare at it for 5 minutes.
2. Mutter under your breath and wonder what you're doing with your life.
3. Place beans in oven, set to 350 degrees.
4. Set timer for 45 minutes and pretend to care.
5. Remove from oven and serve to no one.

See also: Boring Bread