Shopping is Meaninglessness

We're all just wandering aimlessly through life, searching for something, anything, to make us feel like we're accomplishing something. Shopping is the ultimate existential crisis in human form.

Click here to learn more about the futility of consumerism.

Or, if you're feeling particularly lost, click here for some existential dread.

Or, if all of this is too much, just click here and pretend you're interested in the price of a toaster.

Overbuying

You know what's more exciting than finding a great deal? Finding 12 great deals, but realizing you don't need any of them.

It's like the ultimate thrill ride: buying something just to feel good about it, only to realize you've spent 3 hours deliberating over something you'll probably never use.

But hey, at least you got a good story out of it, right?

Overthinking

You know what's more exhausting than finding a great deal? Thinking about all the things that could go wrong with it.

It's like the ultimate puzzle: trying to decide between 12 different ways to spend money you don't have, only to realize you'll probably spend it all on something else anyway.

But hey, at least you'll have some great anxiety to show for it.