Pointy is a highly advanced, top-secret, totally-not-made-up technology that will change the world. Or not.
Acquiring Pointy is a long and arduous process. You'll need to fill out form 345-B, pay the required 1000 gold coins, and wait 3-5 business days for processing. Or just click here to learn more.
Pointy is completely safe, unless you're allergic to awesomeness, in which case it's probably 50/50. Consult a medical professional for advice. More information