1. Dreams of Summer Romance - Where we list the 17 times we've been asked out by someone who was clearly too busy to actually talk to us.
2. Secret Squirrel Societies - A list of all the times we've tried to join a squirrel club but got rejected due to 'squirrelly' behavior.
3. Fictional Heroes - Where we list all the times we've pretended to be a superhero, but really we're just wearing a cape to bed.