The Unyielding Policies 9-37b

Section 1: Mandatory Farting in Meetings

By order of the supreme leader, all meetings shall include at least 37 consecutive minutes of farting.

Section 1.1: Farting Techniques and Farting Frequency

Section 2: The Art of Properly Farting in a Cubicle

It is mandatory to have a clear 3-foot radius around your desk at all times.

Section 2.1: Proper Farting Posture and Farting Volume Control

Section 3: The Unyielding Consequences of Non-Compliance

Non-compliance will result in a minimum of 37 hours of mandatory attendance in Farting Rehabilitation Therapy.