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Policy 1: Mandatory Use of Neon Colors

By decree of the Council of Neo-Brutalist Overlords, all content on this website shall be displayed in a palette of neon colors.

Failure to comply shall result in a penalty of 1000 hours of mandatory viewing of our founder's cat videos.

Exceptions

Policy 2: Mandatory Use of Thick Black Borders

As part of our ongoing effort to make this website look like a 90s computer program, all elements shall have a border of no less than 4px.

Failure to comply shall result in the addition of a 50% tax on all future font sizes.

Exceptions

Policy 3: Mandatory Use of Harsh Drop Shadows

As part of our ongoing effort to make this website look like a 90s computer program, all elements shall have a drop shadow of no less than 2px.

Failure to comply shall result in the removal of all future hover effects.

Exceptions