Section 1: Important Stuff
1. Don't be a terrible person. Try not to be a good person either.
Read on for more exciting policies!Section 2: More Policies
2. Do not wear plaid on Tuesdays. We don't care about the rest of the days.
3. Do not eat all the donuts. There will be consequences.
See what we're offering!Section 3: Benefits
We offer a comprehensive benefits package that includes:
- 4 weeks paid vacation to do whatever you want, but not all of it will be on Tuesdays.
- 2 weeks paid sick leave, but only for illnesses that start with the letter "F".
Read the fine print!