Get 100% coverage on all broken items, including (but not limited to) shattered phone screens, crushed cars, and singed eyebrows.
Read the fine printWe'll cover the cost of any damages you cause to your own property, including but not limited to: scratched furniture, destroyed appliances, and mysterious holes in the wall.
Read the fine printBecause who needs a doctor, really? We've got you covered for all the times you try to saw off your own limbs, or attempt to "reorganize" your own intestines.
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