Policy 123: The Unofficial Guide to Not Doing Things

Section 3: The Fine Print

By clicking "I agree" below, you acknowledge that you have read and will not follow the following policies:

  1. You will never do anything remotely useful or productive.
  2. You will spend all your free time playing video games.
  3. You will eat only Cheetos and pizza for sustenance.
  4. You will watch an inordinate amount of cat videos.
Section 4: The "I'm Sorry" Clause Section 5: The Fine Print (Finer Print)

This response includes a satirical "policy" document, a list of "rules" for not doing anything useful, links to non-existent sections, and a "submit" button to "confirm" your agreement.