Are you tired of being a human pincushion for every tree, flower, and weed that dares to exist? Do you wish you could walk through the park without turning into a snot-nosed, sniffling mess?
Well, fear not, dear sufferer, for we have the solutions you seek!
Beekeeper's Best Friend - Because who needs friends when you have 10,000 angry bees on a string?
2. The Air Purifier 5000 - A high-tech solution for when you can't even get out of bed, let alone your house, without a box of tissues nearby.
Air Purifier 5000 - Because nothing says "relaxing" like the hum of a HEPA filter and the occasional dust storm.
3. The Nasal Ninja - For when you're just not ready for the whole "nasal irrigation with a neti pot" thing, yet.
Nasal Ninja - Stealthy, sneaky, and totally not a solution for your actual problems.
4. The Allergy-Fighting Force Field - A comprehensive guide to building your own force fields, because who needs science when you have Google and some tin foil?
Allergy Fighting Force Field - Where the force is not with you, it's with your allergy medicine.
5. The Allergen-Free Zone - Because sometimes you just need a place to escape, and by escape we mean a hermetically sealed dome with air circulation system.
Allergen-Free Zone - Where the only allergen you'll encounter is the one in your own imagination.