Why did the pollen count go to the party?

Because it was a blooming good time!

Bad Puns for those who didn't catch it

What do you call a bee that's allergic to pollen?

A bee-utiful disaster

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Why did the mummy get kicked out of the movie theater?

Because he was caught wrapping up the movie

Because trees never run out of memory

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because it's the only setting that makes them look like they have depth

Why do programmers love coffee so much?

Because it's the only way to code after a long night