We start with a blank slate, a tabula rasa, and a healthy dose of existential dread.
Our team of highly-trained, highly-caffeinated therapists will guide you through the winding paths of your subconscious, using only the most advanced techniques and an arsenal of brightly colored Post-It notes.
From the depths of your darkest fears to the heights of your most soaring ambitions, we'll help you navigate the ever-changing landscape of your mind.
And if all else fails, we'll just make some stuff up.
Phase One: Initial Assessment (or "The Scream-Fest") Phase Two: The Art of the Steal (or "The Theraputic Heist") Phase Three: The Reckoning (or "The Time of Reckoning")