Disclaimer of the Century: Ponzi Scheme 2.0

By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you are aware of the inherent risks involved in investing in a Ponzi scheme.

Our scheme is not suitable for everyone, especially those with a strong sense of morality or financial literacy.

We are not responsible for any emotional or financial distress caused by the following:

Unrealized Expectations of Unreal Returns

We cannot guarantee that you'll make a profit, but we can promise you'll have a wild ride.

Side effects may include:

• Cash flow issues
• Loss of sleep
• Mild panic attacks
• Severe existential dread

Hyperlinks to subpages:

• Unsolicited Phone Calls
• Your Mom is Disappointed in You