Ponzi Scheme 2.0 - Our Exclusive Schemes

• Mass Appeal Investing

  Mass Appeal Investing

  We're not just selling you on a scheme, we're selling you on a dream.

  • Low risk, high returns, and a side of desperation.
  • We're not just making promises, we're making promises with a 100% guarantee of being broken.
• Ponzi Pizza Party

  Ponzi Pizza Party

  We're not just serving you up a slice, we're serving you up a whole pie in the sky.

  • Pizza so good, you'll forget your wallet.
  • Our pizza is so good, you'll never want to pay for it.
• Pizza Scheme

  Pizza Scheme

  We're not just making you a deal, we're making you a deal with God himself.

  • Pizza for you, pizza for me, and a side of desperation for the guy in the back.
  • Our pizzas are so good, you'll never want to stop buying them.

Don't worry, we won't tell anyone you're here.