Warning: This is not actually a warning, but a bold declaration of our unwavering commitment to transparency.
We are not actually transparent, but we're working on it.
Our investors are not actually our investors, they're just our friends who lent us their friends' money.
Our returns are not actually guaranteed, but we're pretty sure we'll make it up as we go along.
Our team is not actually a team, it's just our cat, Larry, who's really good at clicking the mouse.
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