Our Magical ROI Calculator 2.0
Because Who Needs Actual Math, Anyway?
Step 1: Enter Your Dubious Investment Amount
Step 2: Choose Your Completely Unreliable Interest Rate
Step 3: Select Your Totally Arbitrary Time Frame
Disclaimer: This calculator is for entertainment purposes only. Do not actually invest in any Ponzi scheme. Or do. We won't judge.
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