“I'm not a scammer, I'm a 'legitimate' businessman.”
- Guy who's totally not a scammer
"Ponzi schemes are like a game of musical chairs, but with money and despair."
- Someone who's clearly been there
"If a Ponzi scheme comes to your door, don't let it in. Call a lawyer, or at least call your mom."
- A voice of wisdom from the great beyond
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