Ponzi Scheme 2.0
Q: What is the secret to our success?
A: It's simple: we've got the best Ponzi scheme in the business! We've got the math, we've got the charm, and we've got the... well, let's just say we've got a lot of your money!
Q: How do you explain the whole "guaranteed 10% return on investment" thing?
A: Ah, that's just the interest we're paying on your loan to us! Yeah, that's it. You're just a silent partner in our brilliant scheme!
Q: But what about the whole "no risk" thing?
A: Risk? Ha! We're not taking any risks. We're just... investing in low-risk investments. Yeah, that's it. Low-risk. Totally not high-risk, high-reward.