The Lottery of Loot: Where Luck Meets Luck

Rules

1. Buy your ticket for 100 bits of gold.

2. Receive a random assortment of prizes, including:

• Cheap, worn-out socks
• A year's supply of stale crackers
• A 10% chance of being declared the winner

Prizes

Our prizes are the most unpredictable in all the land! Here's a sampling of what you might get:

Cheap, worn-out socks	1 in 100 chance
A year's supply of stale crackers	1 in 200 chance
A 10% chance of being declared the winner	1 in 100 chance

And that's not all! You might also receive a free upgrade to the deluxe ticket package if you're feeling lucky!

Testimonials

I've won the lottery of loot three times, and I've lost 37 times. It's a real thrill-ride, let me tell you!

~Satisfied Customer 456

I've tried other lotteries, but none of them compare to the sheer randomness and despair of the lottery of loot!

~Disgruntled Customer 789