No. Our Ponzi Scheme is a legitimate investment opportunity with a 100% chance of success.
We're not promising anything, but our lawyers said it's okay.
Q: How much do I have to invest?
$5,000 minimum, but $10,000 recommended.
We'll take it all, though. We have a money pit that needs filling.
| Rate | Return |
|---|---|
| 50% annualized | $2,500,000 |
We're not affiliated with any reputable investment firm. This is a one-time offer only.
Disclaimer page: Because you asked for it.