Ponzi Scheme Ethics: A Guide to Not Getting Screwed Over
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Ponzi schemes are like the ultimate pyramid scheme, but with a fancy name. They're all about getting rich quick, but mostly about getting rich for the people in charge. Here's how it works: you put in your money, and then you get a return on investment that's slightly better than the original. Sounds good, right? Wrong.

But here's the thing: the people at the top are making out like bandits. They're like the 1% of the 1%, but with a better haircut. They're making out so good, they don't even need to be at the top anymore, because they're already at the top. It's like, "I'm so rich, I can buy a private island and a fleet of helicopters just to spite you."

So, you might be wondering, how do you avoid getting screwed over by a Ponzi scheme? Well, it's simple: you don't. Because, let's be real, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. But hey, if you still want to try your luck, just remember: always keep your money in your mattress. Or, you know, just invest in a good ol' fashioned lemonade stand. That's a sure thing.

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