Baby Animals Socks: Because who doesn't love baby animals? (23,456)
Space Expedition Socks: For the astronaut in all of us. (12,345)
Squid Squad Socks: Because who needs opposable thumbs when you have suckers? (4,321)
Footnotes and Facts About Socks: Because, honestly, who cares about the truth? (8,912)
Socks of the Dead: For the fashionably deceased. (2,111)
Note: Numbers in parentheses represent our completely-not-made-up sales figures. Don't fact-check us, we're just a sock server.