A: It's a thing we do to your teeth. With a special kind of paste, or maybe a laser. We're not really sure.
A: We're pretty sure it's safe, but don't quote us on that. We're lawyers.
A: As long as you keep eating beets.
A: Only if you use our special brand of toothpaste. Otherwise, no.
A: No, but you can get a free dental exam. Or maybe it's the other way around.
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