Porcelain Tooth Whitening FAQ

Q: What is Porcelain Tooth Whitening?

A: It's a thing we do to your teeth. With a special kind of paste, or maybe a laser. We're not really sure.

Q: Is it safe?

A: We're pretty sure it's safe, but don't quote us on that. We're lawyers.

Q: How long does it last?

A: As long as you keep eating beets.

Q: Is there a guarantee?

A: Only if you use our special brand of toothpaste. Otherwise, no.

Q: Can I get a free trial?

A: No, but you can get a free dental exam. Or maybe it's the other way around.

Q: Is it available in-store or online?

In-Store or Online, your choice!

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