Prophets of the Pork Pit prophets

Welcome, seekers of truth and seekers of snacks! This is the Pork Pit, a place where the prophets gather to share their visions and devour the finest swine.

We have a wide range of prophets, each with their own unique style and flavor:

• Venkman the Visionary - Spouts forth prophecies of the coming apocalypse, while simultaneously devouring a 5-layer burrito
• Nostradamus-Nate - Predicts the future with an uncanny accuracy, but only while he's eating a salad
• Oraculon-Orac - Channels the spirits of the land, but only after consuming a pint of craft beer
• Predicament-Pete - Foretells the doom of the world, but first he needs to check his phone for likes

So come, join us at the Pork Pit, and may the pork be with you!

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		'tis the season for pork-based divination
	

Prophetic Predictions

Here are some predictions from our prophets prophets:

• Venkman says... - "The world will end in 7 days... and I'll be the last one left, eating all the leftover pizza."
• Nostradamus-Nate says... - "The future is uncertain, but I'm pretty sure I'll be eating a 5-layer burrito."
• Oraculon-Orac says... - "The world will be consumed by a great darkness... or at least a great nacho cheese sauce."
• Predicament-Pete says... - "The world will end in 7 days... or at least until I finish this video game."