It's a beautiful day to not be here. Welcome to the world of Why We Closed The Door, where the portal has been shut down for your own good.
But don't worry, we're still here. Well, sort of. Our employees have all been relocated to our new office in the alternate dimension, where the coffee is better and the meetings are shorter.
We're not sure what you're looking for, but if you're feeling lost, you might enjoy our new What Happened To My Portal section, where we explore the intricacies of portal-induced existential crises.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Portal Hunters Guild and attempt to find the hidden portal that will take you back to our dimension. Good luck with that.