Welcome to Dimension 42, where the fabric of reality is held together with duct tape and prayers.
As a traveler from Dimension 0, you've been randomly selected to participate in our dimensional displacement program.
Your new home will be in a world of wonder, where the skies are perpetually painted with colors of despair.
But don't worry, our scientists assure you that the only side effects will be:
Don't forget to grab a free souvenir t-shirt on your way out! Souvenirs
Or, if you'd rather not, just click here to initiate dimensional reintegration protocols.