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**Ritual 1: The Daily Sacrifice**
Each morning, at precisely 6:00 AM, sacrifice a small offering of cream to the machine. This will grant you an extra 30 seconds of operational time.
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**Ritual 2: The Weekly Desecration**
Every Friday at precisely 3:00 PM, desecrate the machine with a 30-minute stream of espresso shots. This will grant you an extra 10% chance of getting a good parking spot.