Welcome to the registry of reported, but unconfirmed sightings of the bizarre, the inexplicable, and the utterly bewildering.
On 2023-02-20, a resident of the town of El Paso reported a possible Chupacabra sighting. Eyewitnesses claim the creature was seen lurking in a nearby dumpster, devouring a stray cat. The creature was described as having a row of spines running down its back and a taste for... well, everything.
On 2023-03-15, a customer reported a ghostly apparition in the Swedish furniture store, IKEA. Witnesses claim the specter was seen rearranging furniture in the showroom, muttering something about "the Billys are all wrong."
On 2023-04-01, a gardener reported a possible sighting of a talking eggplant in their backyard. The eggplant, which was described as "large and imposing," was heard discussing the finer points of quantum physics with a nearby squirrel.