Most Wanted Sock Thieves in the Land

The Sock Snatcher Registry is the go-to database for all things sock-related crime. Here's a list of the most wanted sock thieves, known for their brazen heists and dastardly deeds.

Top Sock Snatchers

• Sockula "The Sock Queen" - Known for her dainty fingers and penchant for pilfering socks from the local laundromat.
• Steve "The Sock Bandit" - A master of disguise and sock-napping.
• Bob "The Sock Whisperer" - Has a reputation for whispering to his victims' socks, lulling them into a false sense of security before making off with their footwear.