According to our team of highly trained weather monkeys, there is a 60% chance of scattered showers today.
However, our team of highly trained weather monkeys are on strike, demanding more bananas and better working conditions.
As a result, we are unable to provide an accurate forecast.
Learn more about the weather monkey contract dispute
Maybe you should bring an umbrella?
Or, you know, just stay indoors and play video games. We won't judge you.