The Tale of the Missing Socks
It is said that in the early days of our planet, socks went missing at an alarming rate. Some said it was the work of mischievous aliens, while others claimed it was the result of a dastardly sock-eating monster.
I, on the other hand, blame it on the washing machine. That thing is just a sock-hoover, always sucking them away to who-knows-where.
Learn more about Sock-Gate, the scandal that shook the fabric of space and time.