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Post-Apocalypse Recipes
Because who needs a social calendar when you can have a radiation calendar?
Rad-Roast Chicken
Ingredients:
- 1 can of pre-packaged, pre-radiation- tested chicken broth
- 5 lbs of irradiated chicken thighs
- 1 cup of atomic-grade mayonnaise
- 1 tsp of fallout spice blend
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Or, you know, just set it to "Molten Lava" if you're feeling extra dramatic.
- Bake chicken thighs in oven for 20 minutes, or until nicely charred and slightly smoldering.
- Serve with a side of mayonnaise, because, priorities.
Subpages:
- Rad-Rat Stew - A hearty, if slightly disturbing, stew made with irradiated rodents.
- Blast-Fried Fungi - Because who needs a social life when you have a good mushroom?