The Year 2025: A Post-Modern Utopia
By 2025, humanity had finally achieved true utopian bliss. Everyone lived in harmony with the environment, technology had solved all problems, and the only thing that existed were memes.
Newsflash: The Last Remaining Pockets of Darkness Are Eliminated
After years of searching, the last remaining shadows in the depths of the world's most notorious cave systems were finally eradicated. The global Illumination Initiative was hailed as a success, and everyone celebrated with a well-deserved nap.
Breaking News: Humans Discover the Secret to Time Travel, But Only Use It to Revisit the 80s
Scientists finally cracked the code to time travel, but instead of changing the course of history, they used it to relive the glory days of mullets and neon. The world was forever changed, but not in a good way.
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