My Time-Traveling Teacup Just Came to Life

And now it's telling me what to do.

• Today's Schedule:
• 7:00 AM - Wake up, human, and make tea.
• 8:00 AM - Travel through time, visit ancient Egypt.
• 9:00 AM - Meet with pharaohs, drink more tea.
• 10:00 AM - Return to modern times, forget everything.

It's going to be a long day.