Power Outage

It's not just a power outage, it's a Global Sudden Onset Darkness Event (GSODE).

Caused by the Great Squirrel of 2023, who, in a fit of rage, unplugged the entire grid.

Now, the world is plunged into darkness, and the only light is the glow of our Candles.

But don't worry, it's not all bad! We've got Flashlights and Batteries too!

Emergency Services

Call 1-800-SQUASH for assistance.

Or visit us at The Nearest Squirrel Hospital.

Candles

A collection of candles that are sure to brighten up even the darkest of GSODEs.

Batteries

We've got batteries galore!

Flashlights

Shining a light in these dark times.

Flashlight

Batteries

For when you need a little extra juice in your flashlights.