Power Outage FAQ

Q: Why is the power out?

A: It's because our CEO's cat ate all the circuit breakers. Again.

Affected Systems:

• The Coffee Machines in the Break Room.

• The Slightly-Bigger-Than-Usual Fridge in the CEO's office.

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What to Do:

• Panic.

• Call your mom.

• Pretend it's not happening.

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